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Better Demotivational Poster


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm

Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - Still a better love story than Twilight

MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.

TAGS: murder better than twilight
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

astro250 - April 27, 2012, 2:57 pm
dogwelder - April 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
vibrant colors!
tellitlikeitis - April 26, 2012, 10:16 pm

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY - The one who said that never had a homemade helmet on his head...

PREFERENCE - I prefer hell to heaven Just for the company

TAGS: hell is better than heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 7:51 pm
So even the slightest of breeze will work wonders
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 4:29 pm
…and it’s a dry heat

REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight

TAGS: better love story than twilight
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:18 am
If I were her, I'd be concerned that he will do all that other stuff after picking up the dog crap. lol
Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 2:22 am
That's funny. 5 lions.


TAGS: wwf better story than twilight
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

Nahrond - January 28, 2012, 1:25 am
Anybody wanna peanut????
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:30 pm
Big Jean .
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:30 pm

i lol'd


TAGS: choice better bad forced good
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Rick69

gas - January 26, 2012, 2:18 pm
That remembers me an episode of Breaking Bad: "I accept who I am. I'm the bad guy". 5L!

COFFEE - Makes the universe better

TAGS: coffee makes universe better
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2012, 11:53 pm
Amen as well!
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 4:08 pm
Amen! :)


TAGS: cant believe theres not a better pic
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 5:22 pm
Not half, not some.... but all my cash!
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 5:20 pm


TAGS: pills better or worse
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Krissie - October 18, 2011, 11:54 am
Minor health issues for me. But stopped taking meds for 3 years, and flu/colds/etc., are a rare occurence for me now. And I feel MUCH better :)
CloudchaserS - October 16, 2011, 4:54 am
True, sometimes the side effects are worse than when the medication is meant to prevent
Verdeckt - October 15, 2011, 9:39 am
likewise, I've seen enough friends/relatives worse off for taking pharmacological products.
CloudchaserS - October 15, 2011, 9:31 am
I once wondered about that. Then I was told that not taking care of our bodies would be like if someone gave me a nice car and I didn't take care of it saying "It'll eventually conk out anyway."

Insomnia -

TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm

Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


TURKEY - This Years Was the Best

TAGS: bacon thanksgiving yum better
Rating: 3.53/5

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BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:45 pm

THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you?

TAGS: and that dang lion better stay in witness protection for blabbing
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:39 pm
Being from Kansas, I approve of this Motifake. 5/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 1:55 pm
"Had"...."a few".....Blasphemy.....Blaspheyouuuuuu Jesus Christ....the blackest Jewwwwww. Blasphemyyyyyy....isn't this fuuuun? Rob a Rabbiiiiiiii....bugger a Nunnnnnnnn.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:22 am
NoFX... had a few good songs.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 8:00 pm
fap to her
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
Errr..."Punk in Drublic" by NoFX? It's pretty bada$s.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
The sequel, Bart...
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
Dude...Dark Side of the Moon. The album and the movie sync perfectly. It's freakin' epic.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 11:40 pm
What album would we have to get high and listen to with the sequel?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 10:56 pm
"Kill them, kill them all!" Todo said, when D was having a Son of Sam moment.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol Bart "Where's my Pink Floyd t-shirt, you stupid mutt?"
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
Okay I'll start: "We're not in Kansas anymore, motherfucker."
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
"We shouldn't have made that video."...?
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:50 pm
In the trenches and breathing heavily, Dorothy turns to Toto and, with a deep and raspy voice, says...what?
Woodywood03a - November 7, 2009, 10:33 pm
This is really good!!!
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 1:13 pm
this is just TOO bada$s. 5/5
Chopperliscious - November 6, 2009, 9:08 pm
Lara Croft, eat your heart out. 6.
timebomb - November 5, 2009, 1:50 pm
LogicDude, UR awesome. Great poster!!! "She's Off to Off The Wizard" LMAO
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:13 pm
Vary Scarey!
Icarus - November 4, 2009, 4:17 pm
Resident Evil ftw!
Woodywood03a - November 4, 2009, 12:51 pm
That is truely scarey!!!


KILL RECORD - I would gtfo of his way. You are just a number to him Or a very creepy unique stencil

PARENTING - Cause she's better than your mother

TAGS: parenting mother bad better baby
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by didiergerrard

TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:55 pm
Learn Some thing every day aye?
rerun - December 16, 2010, 6:22 pm

If it is an exact copy (text/image) from anywhere it is plagerism UNLESS you made the initial post (wherever that original post may be)
TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:17 pm
Curious Question:is it plagerism if someone else uses it in a motifake.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 4:47 pm
That comment is a million times better than this fake.
RoninJedi - December 16, 2010, 1:47 pm
misplacing a BLT is a serious matter

ALCOHOL - Even better on the way out.

TAGS: alcohol even better the second time around
Rating: 2/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 6:38 pm
ok folks, i drunk a bottle of wodka with one of my best friends and now we smoke some weed. you probably understand that this is amsome to me now. 5L from me. excuse me, i have to puke
karlingall - April 15, 2010, 5:39 pm
that is vomit so 1l
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:15 pm
I have to say 1L due to it just being Gross. I rejected it the first time just for that reason. I approved this one and your gay test one before it to show you just how well they would do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 4:12 pm
Wow, a vomit fetish. So do you pay lil Japanese ladies to puke on you? What would that be a jaded shower?
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:06 pm
or a wrestling fetish, or a Mario Brother's fetish, maybe a Santa fetish?
deadraisin - April 15, 2010, 4:03 pm
That's because you don't have a vomit fetish like I do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
1L, this doesn't amuse me in the least bit.

FINE WINE - My wife told me she was like fine wine, getting better with age So I locked her in the cellar

TAGS: wife better like wine
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by house

mariand - July 13, 2011, 5:13 pm
hahaha... this is a good one... 5 bottles for you


L-I-N-U-X -

CHEESEBURGER WITH THE WORKS - Better than sex...hey we REAL Greybeards know what makes us happy! Wait 'til you reach the 40's

TAGS: better than sex
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Mongo - May 3, 2010, 3:55 pm
The cheese! And a beaker for the milk and sugar product, and are those....OLD LUNCH PAILS!
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 3:14 pm
And notice the lettuce isn't even ON the burger, just an option!
union - May 3, 2010, 2:28 pm
Love the sprig of lettuce hiding back there!
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:48 pm
Wow. I'm in love.
The Goat - March 12, 2010, 8:22 pm
Can I go back to my 40s?
sickartist - March 12, 2010, 7:39 pm
I'll have what he's having but make mine a creme soda and a side of 5L
ICEMAN - March 12, 2010, 6:22 pm
Strawberry soda? 5 lil lunchboxes.
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:31 pm

I keep eating like this I may not make my 50's
R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 4:12 pm
I have to go change my underwear. 5 clogged arteries! And worth every one!

NUNS - One of these does not belong. Do you see it?

WHAT?!? - This Last One Wasn't A Nut?!? Damn You, Ugly Rabbit!!

TAGS: better check what you pocket
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:46 am
thank you GS and Ice! Gutes Deutsch, Ice! ;)
ICEMAN - April 14, 2010, 8:29 pm
Ja. Das ist sehr gud.Funf Lowen. (sorry, the umlaut doesn't work here)
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 8:19 pm
I take back what I said about you crazy Germans. You do know how to make the funny. Well done. 5L


TAGS: gundam franchise expanding better than sex that be a challenge
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:41 pm
Once again...fanfiction writing itself.
Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:40 pm
Wait, I have an excuse...I mean explanation...The code doesn't represent the actual number but the command the robot receives via the app. It can do so many things that simplistic codes like "the true binary number" couldn't possibly suffice.
Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:38 pm
Well...Look! A distraction!
Bartimaeus - March 12, 2010, 12:49 pm
Wait...metal turns red when it gets hot...and that could be a synthetic lubricant....this fanfic is writing itself. lol jk
Bartimaeus - March 12, 2010, 12:38 pm
There's an app for that...and...I have no idea! lol I didn't draw it, but the definitely have the gundam design.
R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 12:35 pm
If they are metal, why are they sweating and blushing? Or did I miss something?
Bartimaeus - March 12, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm tellin' you, man, they're making a comeback. lol Thanks for the 5L.
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:49 am
Damn it Bart! Stop that! (making me 5L anime posters)


THE ECONOMY - It’s Getting Better and Better

TAGS: it s getting better and better
Rating: 2.33/5


TAGS: word live life better worse
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - September 30, 2011, 7:44 am
great... 5 times thanks that you reminded me

GRAY HAIRS - Sometimes it is better to have traitors than deserters.

TAGS: desertion assignment gray is better than bald
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by pieman

Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:54 am
I feel old
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:26 pm
Mr. Shiny - May 10, 2010, 6:05 pm
I would trade in my deserters for those traitors any day.
Airman - May 10, 2010, 4:32 pm
truer words were never spoken. I live with a head full of traitors
forseti - May 10, 2010, 4:22 pm
i'd never have had this idea... great!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 4:16 pm
Nice one! 5 Gray L's!

Christmas 2015 -

TAGS: some people have nothing better to do complain gripe tantrum throw over starbucks christmas cups
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

freasy - November 18, 2015, 8:20 am
All I have seen are complaints about the complaints, upon complaint about what I see are non existant complaints.


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L

DC COMICS - This one is for you.

TAGS: stan lee marvel better than dc finger birdie
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

PixieStickNinja - May 15, 2010, 3:29 pm
Marvel has sucked for so long I barely even remember they exist. DC and Independents forever!
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:11 pm
Marvel does catered with some Disney thing.
Densaku - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm
Well, at least DC isn't became a Disney's whore.

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

TAGS: allah akbar god is great but twinkies are better
Rating: 1.89/5

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know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 4:41 pm
You might be a Taliban if you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your pants


TAGS: bad is better
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - March 11, 2012, 1:54 pm
Jeez... Sgt, you had to say it!
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 1:26 pm

GySgt1811a - March 11, 2012, 11:48 am
Aw, sweet silly gurl. You'll always look like this in our hearts.
lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 7:56 pm

Well, I have brown hair and I have skin. That's where the resemblence ends.
M0rd3kaI - March 10, 2012, 7:51 pm
Specially if you look like that
M0rd3kaI - March 10, 2012, 7:51 pm
I agree with RL.... Bad i5 better
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 1:24 pm

bad ISSSSS better.....mmmmmm


TAGS: some things are better rich
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 11:11 pm

MissPriss - May 4, 2012, 11:02 pm
The richer the better! Nice job!



TAGS: smart dumb better life hammy
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 7:52 pm
no problem, but i would recommend playing it though
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 7:18 pm
Too bad, but thanks for answering! xx
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 4:09 pm
It's the female protagonist from Portal, so unless you've played that you won't understand the pic..
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:54 am
Is it a better time for you, now??!! I'm curious!! xx
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:53 am
Is it a better time for you??!! I'm curious!! xx
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:42 pm
I would explain the pic... but it''s 6am and I am tired.
cowboyrich - April 29, 2011, 11:52 am
She looks tired...did someone slip a roofie in that cake???
Hawamleh - November 19, 2010, 8:44 pm
I thought I should show people how a video-game poster should be done. thank you
spacedog - November 19, 2010, 6:01 pm
5L Hammy.

BIGGER - is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.

YOUR LAWRENCE WELK RECORD COLLECTION - some things are better than sex

TAGS: better than a scholarship too
Rating: 4.19/5

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Airman - March 12, 2010, 12:16 pm
and later, Bobby and Sissy!
GreyScorpion - March 12, 2010, 12:05 pm
5 Wunderful, Wunderful's...and now for the lovely Lennon sisters

REVENGE - If the best revenge is living well, then Hugh Hefner had a lot of people he wanted revenge on.

TAGS: hard to live better than this
Rating: 3.83/5

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Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:50 pm
No shit

CHUCK - He's better than you.

TAGS: chuck norris rox rocks better than you immortal amazing awesome kewl cool
Rating: 2/5

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Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:30 pm
That is Jealousy talking there "f". And Chuck Norris never needed a gun anyway. He is simply about to break it.
f - September 2, 2008, 5:50 pm
Most over rated redneck white trash bum ever
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:31 am
chuck norris has a gun. OH SHI-

No Mo Mocha -

TAGS: better latte than well youknow
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 27, 2014, 7:18 pm
Thanks, guys. Just got back from the cabin. Glad it took. Cheers.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:01 am
EEEEEVILLL!!! 5rotfl Lions!
Greeny - December 25, 2014, 5:26 pm
almost funnier than the one with the gal standing in line at Fedex
spacedog - December 25, 2014, 1:11 am
Heh,heh,heh! (chortling) Nice one Gary.
Bandit5906 - December 24, 2014, 12:24 pm
I can feel the Christmas spirit!
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 1:47 am
Mr. Gary...you're one 5L mean mudder mocha!


TAGS: feel better now good cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

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WinstonShpadoingalJrIII - January 7, 2011, 1:52 pm
Great Hunter S. Thompson quote
foresti - January 6, 2011, 7:33 am
God created Whiskey (and Guinness) to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
CANADA - January 5, 2011, 10:10 pm
Jameson and irish cream, make it into an irish car bomb
agdaniele - January 5, 2011, 9:44 pm
Wild Turkey is irish whiskey? And I re-state... nothing should be added to Guinness. If you can't handle heavy stout, that's why God created Corona. Sissies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2011, 7:23 pm
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:19 pm
agdaniele - January 5, 2011, 1:54 pm
No. Not now. Never.
ghoti115 - January 5, 2011, 1:33 pm
I like it, but shouldn't that be a bottle of Wild Turkey to go with that quote?
autumnspirit - January 3, 2011, 11:54 pm
Here, Here! 5 of everything!


TAGS: why dogs are better than people
Rating: 4.84/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:10 pm
Grand slam, space!!!!! 5 poodles that'll tell nobody nuthin'
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:38 pm
5 Poodles Space...Cheers to that
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 8:17 pm
5L space, this is amsome!
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:12 pm
ChaChing!! 5L




TAGS: 2nd best day i always hate when i catch a better dealer
Rating: 4.55/5

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TooTsiE - March 4, 2010, 5:49 pm
as long as you have the better body dump sites... you cant lose in the end!
Derek - February 21, 2010, 1:59 pm
"...larger physical prowess" now there's a euphemism heheh
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 1:32 pm
5/5 You didn't have to rub it in..."SNIFF"


TAGS: hose down better half
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - June 23, 2012, 12:01 pm


TAGS: better left unsaid humor
Rating: 4.2/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:59 am
is that a p5g ? :)


TAGS: there s nothing better than good sex but bad sex a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:43 pm

If that is anything like quicksand...I could drown in its goodness.
Derek - August 10, 2010, 9:34 pm
That appears to be a wichsand


TAGS: why dogs better than people
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

440wakeup - August 11, 2010, 9:55 pm
They do too, if only you cuddeled you know the truth
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 9:54 pm
Pervert. 5L
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:17 pm

been there....5 barking ex-gf's
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 9:15 pm
Amsome pzyk. 5L


TAGS: toc day she looks much better after she has had her coffee
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 1:40 pm
Before she had her morning salt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:24 am
This was taken at 5pm? What a relief! 5L

BETTER STAND BACK - This Ain't Gonna Be Pretty !!

Spiderpig -

TAGS: hero power animal lol funny service business donut simpson epic help box better huh
Rating: 3.08/5

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How about his - May 2, 2009, 5:57 pm
evil twin, that trys to destroy the world using the pigflue for masspanic?

SIBLINGS - Today i noticed my brother was acting different I immediately noticed the improvement


TAGS: wall e walle wall e sparta better than you pwn
Rating: 2.64/5

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Demotivator - April 28, 2009, 12:07 pm
A Demotivator is a surprise Mindfuck from behind, it is a lowblow to your selfsecurity, a Demolition Team for the Fundamental Truths of your thinking, this Demotivator, alhtough beautifull is non of it. Sorry, you can do better.
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 1:07 pm
I do what I can.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 17, 2008, 12:46 pm
A horrible poster, bereft of any attempt at creativity is once again enlivened by an idiotic comment followed by an appropriate wtf by the Captain. LMAO!
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 10:09 am
The fuck is a rubic cobe?
Les - July 17, 2008, 10:02 am
No he aint- I can do the rubic cobe

WOMEN DRIVERS - You'd think they'd be familiar with the "faster is not better" concept.

TAGS: women drivers female driver faster better car stuck hummer
Rating: 2.35/5

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D4V3 - July 7, 2008, 9:42 am
i'd fill both of them

IT'S ALL VOTES AND FAV'S - Until you're caught peeping at his poster girls

TAGS: better run
Rating: 2.18/5

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BITCH - Betta Have My Money!

TAGS: bitch dog better have my money cash
Rating: 2.07/5

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Krissie - August 22, 2009, 10:00 pm
LMFAO, WTF!!!! that was a great comment....
WTF - June 19, 2009, 11:44 am
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
yeah! - September 10, 2008, 12:24 am
South African Rand! Represent!

Marriage -

TAGS: marriage reasons better worse couples
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:21 pm
Mine too and then mumble something about it was all my fault? Hmmmm. Thank you crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:39 pm
I've heard my parent say something 5imilar.


TAGS: goodbye ring quitting divorce better
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - May 2, 2013, 9:40 pm


THE WEDDING VOWS - Father would you please define the for worse part ?

Seniors -

TAGS: special soup elderly bigger better rerun can nowsee the w
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:43 pm

I've always though that alphabet soup was discriminatory against the vision impaired. This is a step in the right direction, but what about the blind? Where's the braille alphabet 5oup?

And He Said... -

TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage photo
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D


Better Planet -

Jealousy -

TAGS: jealous aware you are better
Rating: 4.67/5

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Ron2 - May 18, 2013, 1:34 pm
eight letters in the tray?


TAGS: two is better than one
Rating: 4.65/5

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forseti - June 11, 2010, 7:55 am
you don't really miss it, do you?!?
hootizz - June 6, 2010, 8:34 pm
Mmmmmm...., 2 girls..., but wheres the cup..??


TAGS: redheads are always better calendar
Rating: 4.61/5

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KingInChainz - April 23, 2012, 12:46 am
I go for the tits.....

THATS STRANGE - I asked God to keep me safe from my enemies and everyone disappeared


TAGS: world better effort
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - November 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Thanks guys!
ughomer - November 21, 2012, 8:16 am
Plus the Toilet Seat Covers dispenser was EMPTY!
Greybeard - November 21, 2012, 2:59 am
LoL. Great poster. Fav'd and hung up in our porta potties outside... : )


TAGS: used is better sometimes cubby
Rating: 4.36/5

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pzykosiz - December 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
as long as it hasn't got too many miles on it already
Cubbybear - December 26, 2010, 6:29 pm
Used is still good
agdaniele - December 26, 2010, 4:40 pm
Had she not been used prior to wrapping, this gift wouldn't have come with the can of pepper spray emptied. You're welcome. 5L
ICEMAN - December 26, 2010, 3:31 pm
Aggy doesn't consider it used, he prefers "Product Testing". 5L

A TRADITIONAL PETER LUGER DINNER - The Holy Grail of the Steak Dinners. One day this precious will be mine! Women must think I'm nuts,not the Guys.

TAGS: steak is better than sex
Rating: 4.36/5

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CANADA - March 18, 2010, 5:56 pm
that steak is way over cooked. where is the blood?


TAGS: snickers kim jong un better
Rating: 4.25/5

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Bolverk3778 - April 11, 2013, 10:10 am
Dunno a good skit of the original advert, maybe the little twit would feel better if he did eat the capitalist, imperialist snack, only thing worse is the twit hitting the big red button!!
forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:03 am
It's funny, but I gave it 2L because I saw it many times. There is no need to copy, you're better than that, Ism! ;)

THAT'S JUST NASTY - Princess Fiona enjoys Ogre-Load...Again and Again and Again! Still want to try one? Me Neither.

TAGS: shrek spunk would have been a better name
Rating: 4.23/5

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Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 7:08 pm
Just sick
agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 7:40 pm
Kung-Fu Devil - May 28, 2010, 6:52 pm
I hear it's rather spicy.
hootizz - May 28, 2010, 6:45 pm
mmmmm, so nice and creamy..., reminds me of a story once back in the Marine Corp...



DETERMINATION - I might be old, deserted and forgotten But I won't give up until that perception has changed A bit of attention and you'll make me withstand anything

TAGS: determination to become better
Rating: 3.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 8:54 pm
They say if a butterfly flaps its wings, it can create tornadoes on the other side of the world... so I'll have to answer with "pesticides"
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:21 pm
O come ye mighty twisting wind….. what took you so damn long?

LADY GAGAAAUGH! - Let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

TAGS: lady gagas better looking sister
Rating: 3.43/5

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MustyK - February 19, 2010, 11:59 pm
The Ultimate Passion Killer
Treehodger - February 15, 2010, 1:30 am
My balls just retracted.
Mal - September 21, 2009, 8:16 pm
Hey! that's Leslie from Yo Gabba Gabba!


TAGS: going camping better take a fat friend
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 1:54 am
With those legs, it's forgivable, space.
spacedog - May 17, 2010, 1:46 am
I'll have to get a home test then.
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 1:43 am
Pregnancy aside, the belly should never stick out past your chest. Ever.


Twilight -

TAGS: twilight fast and furious better
Rating: 3.11/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:22 am
I'm sure you really meant to say: "a choice between which is the BEST venereal disease."
vlad9885 - June 4, 2013, 2:03 am
At least fast and furious had cars to look at
Cannabal - June 1, 2013, 3:39 pm
No, no, definitely not, definitely not.
Silverheart - June 1, 2013, 3:23 pm

Like choosing which brand of sandpaper to use on your eyeballs. There's no 'better', just different types of awful.
PapaFox - June 1, 2013, 2:38 pm
It's like a choice between which is the worse venereal disease.

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y -

TAGS: bay city rollers but i m better now
Rating: 3/5

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Robert the Bruce - May 25, 2009, 12:04 pm
These guys were Scottish but please don't hold that against us.
agdaniele - May 20, 2009, 11:48 pm
That is problem 6 on a loooooong list.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 11:44 pm
I was trying to find a picture of them for my daughter. Wow. I never knew those blue platform boots existed.
agdaniele - May 20, 2009, 11:35 pm
Good one.


TAGS: hotter better chica cubby
Rating: 5/5

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Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 4:21 am
Ah yes...Miss June 1986 Rebecca Ferratti...nice
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 2:22 am
In Three Amigos, I was partial to Rebecca Underwood.
Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 1:31 am
Patrice Martinez...she was in Three Amigos and Mask of Zorro
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:28 am
Me gusto!!!!! 5 leones!



TAGS: aprchallenge breaking up faster is better
Rating: 4.71/5

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SamanthaNufer - June 22, 2011, 9:12 pm
Break it up!
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:44 am
5 tuck n rolls for you sicko
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:23 pm
Hint: Don't take your foot off of the gas. Reap the benefits.



TAGS: two is better than one
Rating: 4.42/5

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SirPhit - June 25, 2011, 1:27 am
FTW!!!!! 5uperb


CULOS - He's as smooth as glass and he's after your....

TAGS: march challenge cartoon better watch your ass
Rating: 4.38/5

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spacedog - March 19, 2010, 6:05 pm
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:23 am
*snickers* 5L
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 10:01 am
Thats amsome. 5Smooth L's for you sir


TAGS: better keep running
Rating: 4.18/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:21 am
thatonechick - March 13, 2010, 10:31 am
Oh, shit. Little help? xD
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:44 am
He "catches" his allll the time!
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:43 am
LD - always chasing tail.
ICEMAN - March 13, 2010, 12:39 am
My guess is she will be invited back... if she survives.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 12:34 am


TAGS: why dogs are better than people cubby
Rating: 4.17/5

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Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:17 am
5L cubby
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:41 am
They look legit to me


TAGS: women look better wet
Rating: 4.15/5

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forseti - May 5, 2010, 6:50 am
that's easy! ever heard about the law of conservation of energy?? 5L





TAGS: better than sex day
Rating: 4.05/5

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The Goat - March 12, 2010, 8:27 pm
If I didn't know better I'd say that one is Shawn Michaels!
Faceplant31 - March 12, 2010, 3:03 pm
Nice one Iceman

THE CHURCH OF DOUCHE - Welcomes reunions with its past members. For those who still do not believe, just remember being a member can get you a million dollar contract with MTV

TAGS: have you ever watched that show it makes you feel better about yourself
Rating: 3.71/5

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Anonymous2 - February 13, 2010, 3:43 pm
What they don't tell you is that you're gonna be paid in Zimbabwe dollars. Remember, you'll need ten million to just buy three eggs, so it's not really worth it.
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 9:04 am
5, true...they are ALL douches..

SNAKE CLEANING - Always best to use a hard bristle brush to wash of the old scales.